I have two very serious questions based on the tantric expertise of your team:
A) Why do women fake orgasms?
B) Does size matter?
Thanks in advance!
- Vincent Bing, Balls Taint University - Muncie, Indiana
Well Vincent, we are here to help:
A) Who cares! Hey-oh!
Just kidding, the members of Steamer agree that women fake it because they can not handle any more of the ecstasy and are worried about spontaneous combustion. Since it is lasting too long, they try to have it end sooner - sort of like running time in the 3rd period.
Since we want to help you out to be able to discern, here are the 4 types of female orgasms:
1) The negative orgasm: "Oh no, oh no!"
2) The positive orgasm: "oh yes, oh yes!"
3) The religious orgasm: "Oh god, oh god!"
4) The fake orgasm: "oh Vincent, oh Vincent!" Hey-oh!
B) No.
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