Rules in life

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Rules in Life # 22 - Goalies are still crazy

Tell it like it is Bryz!

Rules in life.....

Rules in life...

Do it hurt?  Sure it do!

Rules in life......

Sometimes it's just not your day!  (But that kid looks amused!)

Another Top 10 list?

The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.



10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.

3. Periods last only 20 min.

2. You can count on it at least twice a week.

1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

Rules in life - NHL players' lives do not suck!

Hottest wives and girlfriends of NHL players can be seen here!

Rules in life????

Is the World Series over already? It's only November!

Rules in life....

...Always keep your ego in check.

Rules in Life # 11 - Stop fighting Lucic

Although I did see Pierre Lacroix's first draft pick - 1994 Quebec first rounder - Wade Belak, get the better of Milan Lucic recently, this guy just crushes people. Here is his very recent, and very short, fight against Josef Melichar.

Rules in Life # 10

Nobody likes a showoff. Thanks to Frank for this one.

The "X's and O's" of hockey

Sure STEAMER Hockey has two great defensive zone face off plays. We also have an offensive zone face off play that has led to about 60 goals.


But on one special night after some beers at Salty Ritas, Daniel, Eric, and Frank nearly turned the hockey world on it's ear. Check out their masterpiece below. I think the wings used it tonight as a matter of fact!

Rules in life - # 2 (a)

Goalies are total flakes......

Rules in Life # 9 - It gets lonely....

...on the blue line when you are a lumbering left wing covering for a roaming D-Man.

...and on the road when you are a travelling Graduate Student.

So, here's wishing good luck to E5 while he is in Iowa. To help you deal with loneliness take a look at one of the all-time best Will Ferrell clips!

Rules in life - # 8

Jessica Alba is my type.

Oh that's right, she's everyone type.

Kind of makes me want to shop for gear at "Oh My Ian's."

Rules in life - # 7

My Dad's friend once told me: "Never Confess!" He said the rule must be followed at all times.

Wife: "Did you have a beer after the game?"

Howitzer: "Uh, no honey! Could you sew my shirt?"

Rules in life - # 6

Keeping the theme alive........The Yankees, and their fans, suck!

Rules in life - # 5

Always keep your head up!

This especially applies to skating with the puck.

In case you don't remember that theme look back at Scott Steven's Top 10 hits (with a new updated link) from the January 2006 section of this BLOG.