The site of a very average hockey team with a special ability to drink!
Thursday, October 18, 2012
This is what I'm talkin' about!
Hot, and semi-famous, Food Network cook Giada De Laurentiis, and an amusing response on Twitter!
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WTF?
What is "The Poodle" doing?
Did he hang with Ed and Frank at an 'Award's Ceremony?'
Somehwere Carmelo Anthony is twitching!
Did he hang with Ed and Frank at an 'Award's Ceremony?'
NHL team cult heroes?
From Bleacher Report - interesting list. Some really good ones and a couple of WTFs?
See it here and see if you agree.
See it here and see if you agree.
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Friday, October 5, 2012
2012 Golf Tournament
So, the 9th annual golf tournament for the 10 year anniversary of Steamer hockey!
Stunning to hear, there was drinking!
The Ladies Tees rules?
Prison love?
Round of shots!
The current and former members or Steamer!
SEXY TIME!
The original grinder line!
Craig's loose balls!
The Champs with the infamous "Lord Steamer Cup!"
Loose club?
Smartness!
The original grinder line!
Craig's loose balls!
The Champs with the infamous "Lord Steamer Cup!"
Thursday, October 4, 2012
So I went into this place.....
.....and the hockey pucks and the goals weren't anywhere near each other. Hey-oh!
But on a serious note, Congrats to Bada-Bing who is get married in just over a week!
2012 Golf Tournament Line-up:
The Teams:
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“All But Retired”
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He was there in September
of 2002 doing his
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He somehow met Shane at
some hippy concert and then became the keeper for over a year as Chub was out
during his splenectomy (Chub said it was a penile reduction). He may have hit the best shot in tourney
history – a 250 yard 3-iron to within 6 feet – as part of the defending
champion 2010 team - # 34 Matt “Boris the Blade” Lee.
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A special returnee and
Steamer legend for his You Tube worthy hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rAgVUvbq9M
He centered the original grinder line (with
25 and 13) and was one of the leading goal scorers when he retired – and is
still in 9th place. His
team record of “one more half-beer before I leave the bar” is 15, and
considered as untouchable as Wayne Gretzky’s 92-goal season. The original # 19 – Chris “CQ”
Quarton.
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This guy was once voted the
league fattest player and puts the lummox in “out of his element team
captain.” Luckily for him, ugly goals
count in your career totals! Sadly, he
also incorporates the “lumbering left-wing” strategy into his golf game. Despite that he is a member of the 2008 and
2010 championship golf teams - # 13
– Joe “The Tripod” White.
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“Original Members’
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This original founder and
co-captain is renowned for his ability to turn one shot into several, and I
am not talking about Golf. Never met a
ref he didn’t need to classify based on their perceived intelligence. He has a fondness for old wooden clubs, and
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Another Steamer original
and multiple tournament organizer, who handled the sweet polo shirts a few
years ago. He is not afraid to drink
out of the cup and raise the nudity level in any locker room – 2006 champ –
# 34 Freddie “Thunder” Ingham.
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This guy puts the pork rind
in the phrase “3rd line grinder.”
He has more nicknames than a hip-hop mogul and he may ride his bike
home after the tourney. He is also the
founder of the legendary “Beef jerky and Fu Manchu Sunday!” Presenting ‘the’ # 25 – Craig “Natural Goal Scorer / The Howitzer / The Maytag
Repair Man” Harrer.
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Another first-generation
member of the Steam, and multi-tournament organizer. Luckily for him, ugly girls count in your
career totals (hold on, what?). If he
hasn’t offended someone in your family, they have not met him yet! Referred to as “the ball-washer” – not for
golf reasons, but rather his post-shower toweling regimen – a 2005 champion –
# 7 Frank “The artist formerly known as
the shot-pimp” Ingham!
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“Friends
of E5”
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She seems like a nice girl,
I have no idea how she is affiliated with this event. Quiet in the post-game, loud off the tees –
2005 Champ – Anna “Don’t call me
Francois” Giguere.
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His name sounds Irish, and
Frank will try to confirm that lineage after the tournament. ‘They’ imply that he is just here for the
beer – Conor “Which way to the red
tees?” Ryan.
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She had relations with the
young Jedi and still married him. Then
she had his child. She is nothing if
not a trooper – Taya “Magic Hands”
Skarda.
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A former Division II
All-American, soccer player, who is
begrudgingly associated with this event.
She is mostly known for crude gestures during the team photo at the
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“Team Idiot -- re-vamped”
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The newest Steamer member
playing golf. Even though he is a Red
Wings fan – we still love him. While
his high-school defense partner ended up in the
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Another full-term Steamer
(?) – he has participated in every charity hockey and golf tournament. He has been the artist on several jerseys
and all the golf t-shirts. Taken under
the wing of the shot-pimp and Obi One-piece Composite, he lived through it -
and somehow flourished as a hockey player.
A 2005 champion and the future (is now) captain of the Steamer - # 5 - Eric “the young Jedi”
Skarda.
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Another original member –
started out as # 37 on the
blue line. After two seasons, and an
immense number of penalty minutes, his mental health evaluation required him
to move to goalie. He has been there
ever since. If they gave out trophies
for peeing in the cup or driving a cart in the lake, he’d need a new mantle - # 30 – Brian “Chub Rock” Eloe.
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Former co-captain of the
Steam and Bruise Brothers combined “JV” team at DU. She has taken more physical abuse (see the
video on the blog) on the course than John Daley’s caddy. She somehow grasps the stupidity and is
always a gamer –
# 15 – Laura “Bubbles” Eloe.
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