Sadness - part 2

The saddest part of losing Milo's will be the loss of our favorite server - Abby.  In reality, I am not sure she even worked there anymore.

  

It wasn't just the great personality and excellent service.  It was also the tight jeans that emphasized her fantastic tiny tortoise-shell of an @$$, and her incredibly disproportionally lovely - girthy milk-wagons.

I'm a little teary-eyed, I'm going to need a minute.