2010 Charity Hockey Tournament

Yes, oh yes - the Steamer represented again this year.  Tournament recap:

MVP - Bada Bing with 5 goals, 2 were game winners, and missed work to keep drinking, all of which probably excused what The Mesmerizer called "crying like a bee-yotch" when he hurt his knee.  

And we had a Dr. try to get the pussy-whippedness out of him...but it did not work. 

Worst story - Bada Bing's sprained knee and CWebb's back re-aggravation.

We did see CWebb drink beers though, so that is a plus.  Beers consumed - too many to count.  Between period "breaks" - only 5, a new low.

Shocker award - Slim Shady who had this great shoot-in...

...but was witness to a bad "shoot-out" as a chick dropped a nose-scorching grumpy in the stall next to him while he took a pre-game leak.

Best story - The Mesmerizer played great all weekend and told wild tales of visiting the elephants at the zoo or something like that.

Co-MVP - Boris the Blade - great weekend in net, set up a plan to avoid having to start his car with alcohol-free breath, and and actually brought a chick to a game.

Prize winner - JQ - big time haul of alcohol.

Game # 1 - we dominated, but lost 2-1 (Jason).

Game # 2 - we were drunk, played a better team and won 6-5 . Scoring: Jason x3, young Joey Samudio, E5, and Bada Bing. (Bada Bing with the game winner with 15 seconds left).

Game # 3 - played like we were sore and hung-over - lost 7-1 (Bada Bing). We did ogle the Red Bull girls at a championship level though.

Game # 4 - we looked iffy after 5 hours of between game beer drinking. But we rallied and got a really good no-goal call in a 5-3 win (Bada Bing x3 and another game winner, Professor, and Tripod).

Q:  What is better than post-game cigars and scotch? 
A:  Nothing - and there was much rejoicing!

Until next year.....