Dear Steamer -
I was wondering if this group of Red Wings is more likeable? You know that turd Chelios barely plays, LaPointe and McCarty are gone, Maltby has stopped molesting collies, and they are loaded with Euros. I feel like I should not hate them. Please give me some advice.
Kindest Regards - Dick Shrivel - Chicago, Illinois
Dick -
Shake yourself and stop being a sniff! You should always hate the Red Wings. The fact that they have rid themselves of fighters for that sissy Mr. Rodgers angle is even more irritating. Keep the faith and go Penguins!
A little help from a model American, Bill Guerin, is below!
-- Toe Socks, Steamer Staff
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