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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Idiot-fest 2009
Another wonderful celebration of all that is good in the world. This year at Breckenridge Brewery. Back row: K-Pax, Ruminegge, Tokyo Drift, The Natural Goal Scorer, and the Grenade Jumper. Middle Row: Chub Rock, The Falcon, The Tripod, Bizz, and E5. Seated: The Dean Bag, Double Down, and the artist formerly known as "The Shot Pimp."
Sobriety was not necessarily an issue!
The East Dakota Music Awards, brought to you in a rousing fashion by the "career wingman" Ed and Double Down.
The fear of getting a yellow card can have a chilling effect on the festivities!
The Bizzrepresentin' with some music award that involves a 45 of WHAM! How can that not be a great award?
After Ed's "career wingman" and Joe's "career lukewarm fungo" presentations, The Shot Pimp presented Double Down with the "career hot bat trophy" (with the wrong trophy, I might add!)
After an attempt to call on his 16 years of experience as a parole officer, to correct some troubled teenagers who were on the road to ruin - the Tripod was controversially elected "The Horses Ass" and received the award from "Career Comeback Player of the Year" - Tokyo Drift.
There is no greater excitement after someone has left a trophy in cab or lost it in their garage, and you win a thumb drive in lieu of a trophy! And there was much rejoicing!
After the incumbent MVP was impeached, the previous MVP - E5 - presented this year's MVP to the Bizz. As he said, he got a lot of votes for keepin' that other foot off of the banana peel.
And this year's winner of the coveted Hanson Gold Record: the Natural Goal Scorer for his disc related to DPS Hoops. Nice effort Howitzer!
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