Friday, February 27, 2009
NHL 08-09 goal of the year - candidate # 5
PS - I have heard AO say that his team is the best in the league. Good luck in the playoffs with Joe Ted in net!
Top 10 moments in Anthem-Booer history!
# 10 - Komisarek gets what he asked for:
After running his mouth in the playoffs, Mike Komisarek (ironically, an American) gets his chance to fight Milan Lucic. Hard not to appreciate the smile on Marc Savard's face in the background. After this fight - Komisarek missed a month with a shoulder injury (not a concussion like was originally reported)!
Mangez ce poltron!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Dear Abby?
Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece hockey stick.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?
WTF?
Ditka sent me this - and I am not really sure why. Regardless, this has it's moments. May this former "contributor" to Jay Leno's show rest in peace.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Idiot-fest 2009
Back row: K-Pax, Ruminegge, Tokyo Drift, The Natural Goal Scorer, and the Grenade Jumper.
Middle Row: Chub Rock, The Falcon, The Tripod, Bizz, and E5.
Seated: The Dean Bag, Double Down, and the artist formerly known as "The Shot Pimp."
Sobriety was not necessarily an issue!