Friday, February 27, 2009

NHL 08-09 goal of the year - candidate # 5

Not a shocker..........Alexander Ovechkin with this preposterous goal. I agree with the guys on NHL Network that while the goal is nice, the skating move to play the puck to himself may have been more impressive. Enjoy!

PS - I have heard AO say that his team is the best in the league. Good luck in the playoffs with Joe Ted in net!

Top 10 moments in Anthem-Booer history!

In honor of their 100th year - our crack staff has suggested a Top 10 moments in the "Anthem-Booers" history!

# 10 - Komisarek gets what he asked for:

After running his mouth in the playoffs, Mike Komisarek (ironically, an American) gets his chance to fight Milan Lucic. Hard not to appreciate the smile on Marc Savard's face in the background. After this fight - Komisarek missed a month with a shoulder injury (not a concussion like was originally reported)!

Mangez ce poltron!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dear Abby?

No, I am not talking about the former AVS goalie from Switzerland. Here is a question may of you may have had in the past........


Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.


When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece hockey stick.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?

WTF?


Ditka sent me this - and I am not really sure why. Regardless, this has it's moments. May this former "contributor" to Jay Leno's show rest in peace.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

White Knight

The Catch Phrase for the award Ceremony!

Idiot-fest 2009

Another wonderful celebration of all that is good in the world. This year at Breckenridge Brewery.
Back row: K-Pax, Ruminegge, Tokyo Drift, The Natural Goal Scorer, and the Grenade Jumper.
Middle Row: Chub Rock, The Falcon, The Tripod, Bizz, and E5.
Seated: The Dean Bag, Double Down, and the artist formerly known as "The Shot Pimp."

Sobriety was not necessarily an issue!

The East Dakota Music Awards, brought to you in a rousing fashion by the "career wingman" Ed and Double Down.


The fear of getting a yellow card can have a chilling effect on the festivities!

The Bizz representin' with some music award that involves a 45 of WHAM! How can that not be a great award?

After Ed's "career wingman" and Joe's "career lukewarm fungo" presentations, The Shot Pimp presented Double Down with the "career hot bat trophy" (with the wrong trophy, I might add!)

After an attempt to call on his 16 years of experience as a parole officer, to correct some troubled teenagers who were on the road to ruin - the Tripod was controversially elected "The Horses Ass" and received the award from "Career Comeback Player of the Year" - Tokyo Drift.

There is no greater excitement after someone has left a trophy in cab or lost it in their garage, and you win a thumb drive in lieu of a trophy! And there was much rejoicing!

After the incumbent MVP was impeached, the previous MVP - E5 - presented this year's MVP to the Bizz. As he said, he got a lot of votes for keepin' that other foot off of the banana peel.

And this year's winner of the coveted Hanson Gold Record: the Natural Goal Scorer for his disc related to DPS Hoops. Nice effort Howitzer!