Steamer Hockey: Mocking of NHL teams # 4

As much as I have always disliked the Flames, how can you not love Owen Nolan? He was born in Ireland for christ's sakes! That has to hurt!

Hockey / Sports thought of the day.....

Just wanted to send out big congrats to gray bettman on his 3rdconsecutive work stoppage. Impressive stats for someone w no athletic skill! - John-Michael Liles via Twitter

LOCKOUT ANAGRAM FUN TIME! First up, "Gary Bettman": "Me Tyrant Bag" Sounds right. - Alex Semin via Twitter

Cop pulled Chico Resch over for running red light. Cop recognized Resch & said, "You more than anyone knows what a red light looks like." - NHLHistoryGirl on Twitter

I would hug Bettman if he turned to media and said, "I haven't seen this many people with false hope since I fixed the Crosby lottery." - Greg Wyshynski / Yahoo's Puck Daddy Blog

Mike Brophy (@sportsnetbroph)
"Still trying to get my head around the players being told they earn too much money by the owners that sign them to their contracts."

Jeremy Guthrie‏@TheRealJGuts1 Sep
Good luck to Penn State today, looking to snap 111-game losing streak.

22 total, 18 of them gold. #MichaelPhelpsMedals
#FlavorFlavsTeeth - Steve Rushin via Twitter

Why is it that most Swedes sound like they grew up in North America (Landeskog) and most Russians can barely speak English (Datsyuk)?

Miss Kathryn Tappen on Bruins games, and she is still my type!

Nick Lidstrom and Corey Perry car-pool to a game, are not sure if either had a hat trick, and are in a Honda? Yeah - ok!

"Typical Montreal. This crap always happens in Montreal!" - Peter Laviolette

"They don't ask how you scored them, they ask how many." - Kevin Weekes

Career Goal Leaders (through Summer 2012) *=active player

01. # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 304*
02. # 5 - Eric Skarda - 267*
03. # 19 - Shane Mcardle - 216*
04. # 13 - Joe White - 148*
05. # 16 - Pete Dunlaevy - 104*
06. # 92 - Blake Curtis - 83
07. # 40 - Daniel Dietrich - 73
08. # 42 - Scott Canty - 60
09. # 19 - Chris Quarton - 55
10. # 21 - Alex Jeffrey - 51*
11. # 23 - Joe Quinn - 46*
12. # 25 - Craig Harrer - 41
13. # 71 - Anthony Fontana - 37
14. # 34 - Fred Ingham - 33
15. # 7 - Frank Ingham - 29
16. # 3 - Ben Parrish - 28
17. # 61 - Darryl Glasshauser - 23
18. # 81 - Bill Samudio - 21
19. # 4 - Reegan Moen - 20
20. # 44 - Mike McGawn - 19
21. # 71 - Adam Fairbairn - 19*
22. # 18 - Rob Citron - 18*
23. # 11 - Brian Frost - 17
24. # 92 - Matt Jeffrey -16*
25. # 51 - Randy Ketchum - 13*
26. # 42 - Stephen Holmes - 13
27. # 9 - Adam Devoe - 13
28. # 18 - Jason Von Rohr - 13
29. # 26 - Chris Webb - 11*
30. # 12 - Gordon Revey - 9
31. # 49 - Adam Duerr - 8
32. # 97 - Mike Jelen - 8
33. # 09 - Josh Thiel - 7*
34. # 22 - Jacque Cocagne - 6
35. # 38 - Stewart Ingham - 6
36. # 61 - Nick Buffington - 5
37. # 52 - Joe Hines - 4*
38. # 12 - Jared Buffington - 4
39. # 71 - Brian Rausch - 3
40. # 92 - Ted Brugman - 2
41. # 21 - Allison Borg - 2
42. # 37 - Brian Eloe - 1*(G)
43. # 83 - Joey Samudio - 1
44. # 91 - John Kregas - 1
45. # 13 - Buzzard's Guy - 1

Career Hat Tricks (through Summer 2012) *=active player

1) # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 32*
2) # 19 - Shane Mcardle - 27*
3) # 05 - Eric Skarda - 14*
4) # 92 - Blake Curtis - 12
5) # 13 - Joe White - 8*
6) # 21 - Alex Jeffrey - 6*
7) # 16 - Pete Dunlaevy - 6*
8) # 26 - Daniel Dietrich - 6
9) # 42 - Scott Canty - 3
10) # 71 - Anthony Fontana - 2
11) # 34 - Fred Ingham - 2
12) # 19 - Chris Quarton - 2
13) # 61- Darryl Glasshauser - 2
14) # 23 - Joe Quinn - 1*
15) # 03 - Ben Parrish - 1
16) # 12 - Gordon Revey - 1
17) # 61 - Nick Buffington - 1
Total = 126

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Mocking of NHL teams # 4

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