Coach Jules Winfield Video

Click on the title above to watch the "Chelios on coaches / Coach Jules Winfield" video.

"Beer League" trailer

Click on the title above - it is the link to the "Beer League" trailer.
Enjoy figuring out which player you are!

Combinations...part 2

The Star Wars Line (l to r): RW - Chewbacca; Center - The Young Jedi; LW - Obi One-Piece Composite.

Player Profile - # 30 - Brian Eloe

Name: Brian Eloe
Position: Goaltender
#: 30
Why?: Tribute to Marty Brodeur.
Nickname: Chub; Chub Rock.
Why?: A reference to his first bachelor party and the ensuing stimulus reaction.
How we know him: His first job as a youngster was working for Bizz (Big Brian). Then moved into "Camp Corona" with Joe and Bizz.
One Scout said: Very competitive and fiery in net. While not a big keeper, he plays the angles very well and almost always makes the first save. Excellent glove hand.
Game reminds you of: Jocelyn Thibault - G - Buffalo Sabres.
Best line on the ice: "I'll see you in the parking lot asshole!"
You may not have known: Chub is the lead singer in his band and has been recorded on two CDs. Developed almost all of the graphics for the Altitude Network that you see during AVS games.
Thanks for: Agreeing to play goal when we were in a bind. Selflessly took over the toughest and most important position.

Other hockey venues....part 2...

Adam, Frank and Joe at Magness Arena - the home of your back-to-back NCAA Champion Dever Pioneers - November 2003.

Editorial # 1 - Why?

How on earth are Peter Forsberg and Milan Hejduk not playing together? How does Pierre Lacroix keep Rob Blake and let Foppa leave (to Philly, no less)? Stop the madness! Why? Why? Why? --- Nancy Kerrigan

The Big Bear Bar...

...when it was still open. I'm sensing a pattern here. Not surprisingly, the last five patrons are: a psychotic goaltender; a hatchet-man of a defenseman; a lifestyle-challenged defenseman; a quasi-Euro center; and a lumbering left wing. "When is the real last call?"

Out for some beers....

Left to right: Joe W, Adam, Rick, Frank, Chub, Houston Adam, Bizz, Eric, and Pete.

Combinations...part 1

Irish Car Bombs - half pint (8 ounces) of Guiness Stout, and one shot of Jameson's Irish whiskey and Bailey's Irish Cream (a shillelagh). Drop the shot in the beer and chug.

Review: BRILLIANT!

Other hockey venues....part 1...

Adam, our friend Ed, Joe, and Chub Rock sporting their red, white, and blue sweaters at the World Cup of Hockey at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, MN - September 2004.

The Champs with the Cup......

Back Row: Joe Q; Reegan; Fred; Eric; Joe W; CQ; Jacque.
Front Row: Bizz; Bill; Adam; Ben; Chub Rock (at D!); Craig.

The Trophy

The world renowned - Big Bear "American Hockey Cup" - only awarded to the finest hockey teams in this country! God bless America!

Ready for the showers......

Frank Ingham (# 7 - center of picture - with shield up) prepares himself for what he knows is upcoming - a preposterous amount of male nudity!

Player Profile - # 9 - Adam Devoe

Name: Adam Devoe
Position: Defense
#: 9
Why? The number he has always worn in sports.
Nickname: The Voe; DeVomez; Queen LaSleepa; K-PAX.
How we know him: Adam went to law school with our friend Rick at CU. Rick went to college with Frank and another friend of the group, Glen. We then met Adam through Frank and Rick.
One scout said: Extremely versatile, can play any position. While he does not have any particular skill set in which he is excellent, he is very good at all of them. Good skater, who has a very underrated wrist shot, and is an excellent defensive centerman.
Game reminds you of: Kevin Bieksa - D - Vancouver Canucks.
Best line on the ice: "Hey Shitbag, it's 9-2!" To an opposing defenseman taking slapshots with 2 minutes left while we got pounded.
You may not have known: Made the State tournament in golf in High School. Originally from Indiana and went to the Air Force Academy for a while. Has his private pilots license. Recently won his age group in a Fort Collins triathalon.
Thanks for: Being the one who got us started. He set up beginning skating and Hockey 101 and was the catalyst that began STEAMER.

The HAT TRICK Club

STEAMER career Hat Tricks:
.....Season # 1 - Low D - Fall 2002

• # 12 - Gordon Revey
• # 34 - Fred Ingham
• # 19 - Chris Quarton
• # 13 - Joe White

.....Season # 2 - Low D - Summer 2003

• # 5 - Eric Skarda - 3 times
• # 13 - Joe White
• # 34 - Fred Ingham
• # 5 - Eric Skarda - 4 goals - 2 times

.....Season # 3 - High D - Fall 2003
none

....Season # 4 - High D - Winter 2004

• Eric Skarda - 3 times

....Season # 5 - High D - Summer 2005

• # 16 - Pete Dunlaevy
• # 3 - Ben Parrish
• # 19 - Chris Quarton - 4 goals

.....Season # 6 - Low C - Fall 2004

• # 13 - Joe White

.....Season # 7 - Low C - Winter 2005

• # 40 - Daniel Dietrich - 2 times
• # 16 - Pete Dunlaevy

.....Season # 8 - Low C - Summer 2005

• # 16 - Pete Dunlaevy
• # 13 - Joe White - 4 goals
• # 5 - Eric Skarda - 4 goals

.....Season # 9 - Low C - Fall 2005

• # 40 - Daniel Dietrich
• # 13 - Joe White

...Season # 10 - C-4 - Winter 2006

• # 16 - Pete Dunlaevy

...Season # 11 - C-4 - Summer 2006

• # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 5 goals
• # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 4 goals
• # 5 - Eric Skarda

...Season # 12 - C-4 - Fall 2006

• # 47 - Jason Ketchum
• # 26 - Daniel Dietrich
• # 26 - Daniel Dietrich - 4 goals
• # 47 - Jasom Ketchum - 4 goals

...Season # 13 - Winter 2007

• # 12 - Shane Mcardle - 2 times
• #12 - Shane Mcardle - 4 goals
• # 42 - Scott Canty

...Season # 14 - Spring 2007

• # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 2 times
• # 12 - Shane Mcardle - 2 times
• # 42 - Scott Canty

...Season # 15 - Summer 2007

• # 47 - Jason Ketchum
• #19 - Shane Mcardle - 4 goals - 2 times
• # 19 Shane Mcardle - 2 times

.......TOTALS..................

1. Eric Skarda - 10
2. Shane Mcardle - 9
3. Jason Ketchum - 6
4. Joe White - 5
5. Daniel Dietrich - 5
6. Pete Dunlaevy - 4
7. Fred Ingham - 2
8. Chris Quarton - 2
9. Scott Canty - 2
10. Ben Parrish - 1
11. Gordon Revey - 1

...and for the defense...

Allie, Reegan, and the anomaly - pre-game!

Milan Hejduk Trophy Winners

Goal scoring title winners:

1 - Fall 2002 - # 5 - Eric Skarda - 23 goals in 24 games.
2 - Summer 2003 - # 5 - Eric Skarda - 27 goals in 12 games.
3 - Fall 2003 - # 5 - Eric Skarda - 11 goals in 12 games.
4 - Winter 2004 - # 5 - Eric Skarda - 16 goals in 13 games.
5 - Summer 2004 - # 3 - Ben Parish - 11 goals in 13 games.
6 - Fall 2004 - # 13 - Joe White - 7 goals in 11 games.
7 - Winter 2005 - # 40 - Daniel Dietrich - 12 goals is 14 games.
8 - Summer 2005 - # 5 - Eric Skarda - 14 goals in 13 games.
9 - Fall 2005 - # 40 - Daniel Dietrich - 11 goals in 11 games.
10 - Winter 2006 - # 5 - Eric Skarda - 11 goals in 11 games.
11 - Summer 2006 - # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 16 goals in 12 games.
12 - Fall 2006 - # 26 Daniel Dietrich - 18 goals in 14 games.
13 - Winter 2007 - # 12 Shane Mcardle - 21 goals in 11 games.
14 - Spring 2007 - # 47 - Jason Ketchum - 13 goals in 10 games.
15 - Summer 2007 - # 19 - Shane Mcardle - 18 goals in 9 games.

Career Penalty Minutes Leaders

Like a "wanted" poster at the Post Office - the STEAMER career Penalty Minutes Leaders: The Cancer, Chub Rock, and The Voe.
While others have been ejected from games, these three are the only players who have served game suspensions.

STEAMER

STEAMER
Standing: Joe Q; Craig; Reegan; Mike; Pete; Daniel; CQ (recent free agent loss) ; Bizz.
Kneeling: Bill; Adam; Joe W; Frank; Eric.
Laying: Chub Rock.
Not pictured: Allie, Fred, ans Stew.

The Inghams..........

Fred, Stewart, and Frank - and they are actually clothed!
Our version of "the the Hanson Brothers."

Fall 2005 - Final Stats

Player / Games Played / Goals / Assists / Total Pts / Pts per game / PIM

# 40 – Daniel Dietrich - 8 /11 / 4 /15 / 1.86 / 12

# 5 – Eric Skarda - 9 / 7 / 7 / 14 / 1.56 / 0

# 16 – Pete Dunlaevy - 10 / 4 / 10 / 14 / 1.40 / 14

# 13 – Joe White - 11 / 7 / 6 / 13 / 1.18 / 2

# 25 – Craig Harrer - 10 / 1 / 6 / 7 / .70 / 10

# 44 – Mike McGawn - 9 / 2 / 5 / 7 / .78 / 2

# 11 – Brian Frost - 10 / 1 / 6 / 7 / .70 / 0

# 51 – Stewart Ingham - 9 / 2 / 4 / 6 / .67 / 8

# 23 – Joe Quinn - 9 / 3 / 3 / 6 / .67 / 4

# 4 – Reegan Moen - 9 / 0 / 5 / 5 / .67 / 10

# 7 – Frank Ingham - 10 / 3 / 2 / 5 / .50 / 2

#34 – Fred Ingham - 8 / 3 / 2 / 5 / .63 / 4

# 18 – Allie Kinney - 9 / 0 / 4 / 4 / .44 / 2

# 81 – Bill Samudio - 8 / 0 / 3 / 3 / .38 / 0

# 9 – Adam Devoe - 3 / 0 / 2 / 2 / .67 / 0

# 30 – Brian Eloe - 9 / 0 / 1 / 1 / .11 / 0

TOTALS - 11 / 44 / 70 / 114 / 10.36 / 72



Goalies GP Record GA GAA

# 30 - Brian Eloe - 9 / 4-5-0 / 47 / 5.22

# 0 – Emerson - 1 / 0-1-0 / 4 / 4.00

# 0 – Brad Manley - 1 / 0-1-0 / 4 / 4.00

Sexy Bitches.......

Daniel, the Tripod, and Pete - looking
especially sexy before taking the ice!