Friday, March 12, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Q: The NHL and the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ - what's the difference? A: Nothing
Ok, I know that everyone is going to call me a Bruins homer on that Matt Cooke / Marc Savard hit. The hit is here.
For the record, I thought Mike Richards should have been suspended for this hit as well. Richards was not a repeat offendender, but they still messed up on that one. To use that wrong decision as precedent is just idiotic.
The NHL disciplinarian (uh-huh), Colin Campbell, said there was no rule violation for what Cooke did, and next year there will be a rule. You can't just make up a rule as you go along. Oh really? A couple of reminders:
A) Brett Hull's skate in the crease for the Stanley Cup winning goal. An "interpretation" was made that made that play different than the like 23 other playoff goals that were waived off that year.
2) Geno Malkin starting a fight with Datsyuk in the last 5 minutes of a Stanley Cup Final game last year. I thought that was a fine and an automatic suspension for the player and the coach? Oh, not in that particular scenario.
Pi) Sean Avery waving his stick in the face of Brodeur. How did that end again? Oh that's right, they made up a rule in the middle of the playoffs......kind of like the other two.
Anyway, final points:
1) Imagine if this was your favorite player or the best player on your team? What would you think then?
2) What about if / when this happens to Sidney Crosby? Do you think there will be no penalty and no suspension?
3) The players are the product you idiots. It is really sad that the greatest sport on earth is getting ruined by bush league morons.
Hockey Article of the Week - A
Now I know that Jack Edwards borders on preposterous when doing a Bruins game. There is no doubt that he is a super homer. Regardless, read this article and let me know if you disagree?
NHL Hit of the year - Ohlund?
This is what a clean hit looks like........Lightning D-Man Mattias Ohlund lowers the boom on Swedish teammate Henrik Zetterberg.
Of course this is the Colin Campbell and Gary Bettman run NHL - where blind-side head-hunter hits are OK, but if you make a clean hit, like Ohlund did, someone wants to fight you!
Of course this is the Colin Campbell and Gary Bettman run NHL - where blind-side head-hunter hits are OK, but if you make a clean hit, like Ohlund did, someone wants to fight you!
Goal of NHL 09/10? - # 10
It is common knowledge that # 13-wearing, right-shooting, Left Wings are complete studs. And Carolina Hurricane Ray Whitney re-confirmed that point with this bonanza of a goal against the AVS.
Another Top 10 list?
The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.
10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.
9. The puck is always hard.
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
3. Periods last only 20 min.
2. You can count on it at least twice a week.
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.
9. The puck is always hard.
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
3. Periods last only 20 min.
2. You can count on it at least twice a week.
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
Hockey Article of the Week - B
Former NHL goalie Kevin Weekes is becoming quite a hockey analyst. While he may be crazy based on his former position, he has the insight of not being too far removed from the game and reasonable perspective. I really liked his "big picture" take on the Cooke / Savard hit - you can read it here.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Fall season in review
Well the Steam advances to the Final 4 but lost in the semis 4-6 (w/ an ENG). Anyway, a really good 7-2-1 regular season, and then 1-1 in the playoffs. Since they do not always show up on the stats, mad props to the D-Men and the goaltender hodge-podge where Chub Rock and Chuck Woolery combined for a 4.25 GAA.
Points: Harlan 31; Chippendales 23; E5 and Dr. Detroit 21; Chowdah Storm 14; T-Pod 10.
In less than shocking news Harlan Pepper claimed another scoring title.
The leaders....
Goals: Chippendales 18 (including 3, 4, & 5 goal games); Harlan 17 (w/ a 4-goal game); Dr. Detroit 10; Chowdah 9 (led w/ 2 GWG); E5 w/ 7.
Helpers: E5 (3 playmakers) and Harlan (1 pm) w/ 14; Dr Detroit 11; T-Pod 8 (1 pm); Slim Shady 7.
Star of the game points: Harlan 28; Chip 25; E5 w/ 18; Chowdah 15; Dr. D 14; Chuck Wollery 13; Chub 10; The Prof 8; Slim Shady and Ollie w/ 7.5.
Nice work boys!
The Top 25 Hockey Movies of All-Time - # 18
Yes, it is true. Even with the palpable fear of going into a long(er) goal scoring drought, I have added a Jean Claude Van Damme movie to the list!
But really, the climax - if you will - of this crap-fest (Sudden Death) occurs during Game # 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals - AND JCVD goes in the net and plays goalie. Of course he is wearing the gear and the mask so no one realizes it isn't the real keeper. Uh-huh!
Again, I'd lock up your prozac before you put this dazzler in the DVD player, but hey - it has a hockey theme. Watch at your peril.
But really, the climax - if you will - of this crap-fest (Sudden Death) occurs during Game # 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals - AND JCVD goes in the net and plays goalie. Of course he is wearing the gear and the mask so no one realizes it isn't the real keeper. Uh-huh!
Again, I'd lock up your prozac before you put this dazzler in the DVD player, but hey - it has a hockey theme. Watch at your peril.
Dates - February....
...is Black History Month.
So, for etnicity purposes - I think Halle Berry is black; and historically she has always been really hot. Here endeth the lesson.
So, for etnicity purposes - I think Halle Berry is black; and historically she has always been really hot. Here endeth the lesson.
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