The site of a very average hockey team with a special ability to drink!
For my money I think Marian Gaborik is the fastest player in the NHL. Last week he scored 5 goals in a game, the first time that has happened in just over ten years. On December 7th he was involved in this play that I think was the most amazing thing I have seen him do - albeit, unwillingly. Enjoy and marvel....
For those of you scoring at home, you have (L to R) standing: Billy "The Mesmerizer" Crystal; "Nutty" Howie Mandel; Jerry "Sgt. Schultz" Seinfeld; Tom "Tripod" Hanks; Ben "Chowdah" Stiller; Ben "Slim Shady" Affleck; and Tom "Ditka" Arnold. 
What does this have to do with Sports Illustrated and swimsuits? Nothing really, but check out this site by a guy that saw NHL games in all 30 NHL arenas on 30 consecutive nights. Like this picture, pretty impressive!
In the movie "Dumb and Dumber", Boston Bruins Hall of Famer Cam Neely playes the charming character named Sea Bass. He is wearing a hat, what does it say?
On occasion when discussing college hockey I am asked why I hate Minnesota and North Dakota so much. In reality, like the Red Wings, it is the arrogance of their fans. The level of entitlement based on the talent they get and the lack of perspective sure does not help either. Regardless, I think this article really sums it up.
Denver University had a remarkable comeback against St. Cloud State on Saturday night, courtesy of sophomore winger - # 9 Rhett Rakhshani and his late hat trick. If you didn't get to see the game, here is the last 6 minutes - all you really need to see!
He scored so much he could not keep his eyes open! Chalk up another for The Professor. He led in goals, assists, points, and hat tricks (and tied Randy in game winning goals). We had him with 21 goals and 15 assists in 10 games and the league scorekeepers had him with 20 goals and 9 assists - (we always do better). 
So, you thought it was bad when before our game the Zamboni died and dropped all the hot water onto the ice creating that 2" x 6" x 120" fiord? 
From the opening night at the new hockey bar (The Penalty Box, Camp Corona Cantina, The Puck Pub ????). A pretty solid starting six in attendance with Chub, Pete, Shane, Joe, Eric and Adam.
One of the alternate captains for Denver University this season is sophomore forward Tyler Ruegsegger - from Lakewood, via Littleton, Colorado. For an interesting note about Colorado hockey - follow this link. For his spectacular goal from two weeks ago, you can see it here as it is the early front-runner for goal of the year.
Standing (L to R): The Mesmerizer; Almond Joy; Sgt. Schultz; The Tripod; Chowdah Storm; Slim Shady; Ditka.
Kneeling: Bada Bing; The Professor; Chub Rock; The Howitzer; Twinkle Toes.
Not pictured: Bizz; Toe Socks; Kris Kringle; The Jedi; and the artist formerly known as the shot pimp.
For those of you that remember Sandis Ozolinsh as an AVS player, this is truly shocking. We used to joke that his name translated from Latvian to English meant "odd man rush." Nevertheless, watch his beautiful play here as it is play #8. Also on here is the crazy Gionta goal.
I think we all knew this guy was a stud when we learned that he was born on June 16th and used TPS sticks. Regardless, this highlight reel goal was a bonanza!
One suite, sixteen tickets, four parking passes, food and beer included...
See this turd getting clowned here.
Congrats boys, what an honor!
...and on the road when you are a travelling Graduate Student.
In case you did not see this beauty against the AVS. He beats three pretty good players, and Joe Ted, for this highlight-reel goal.
The league has finally added statistics and other info via the Poinstreak website. It has been added to the right side column under "League Information" and you can access it here.
I have heard about mixed reviews from Candians fans about him re-signing with the Habs. Here is one fan taking it really hard (no offense to E5).
.......included the Professor; Tripod and Chubrock - as members of Autobahn; and Ditka.
The Lebowski-fest is this Saturday. Former participation includes K-Pax and the Tripod as "Walter" and Chub as "The Jesus" above; 
Yes, oh yes, like a strong forecheck. One part that goes in hard and two parts that lend beautiful support.
Group # 2 - Team Over-rated: Ditka, K-Pax, Tripod, and Hoss.
Group # 3 - Team Caucasian Frenzy: JC, Bizz, Toe Socks, and The Mesmerizer.
Group # 4 - Team Mega-Moron: The Jedi, The Howitzer, Back Country, and The Falcon!
Group # 5 - Team Peckerwood: Darryl, Sakic, Shot Pimp, and Darryl.
Group # 6 - The Old College Try: Mrs. Skarda, The Gay Scottsman, Anna Giggy, and another young person.
